2013+Draft

2013 found us all hitting Spring Training for the first time...and Drafting in Fort Myers Beach to boot!

We did the deed at the Outrigger Tiki Bar this year and all things considered it went really really well. Under 8 hours, 1 case of sun stroke, mega Miami Vice bill, One shitty Karaoke type band, and Mike Trout going second overall. Here is the Commish Scouting things out and a whole bunch of other pictures, as you scroll down you can see the full draft results...if you really want too...













WITH SHENANIGANS...

AND PIRATE SHIPS.




 * ~ Zeddemores Poles ||
 * 1. || (1) || Miguel Cabrera (Det - 3B) ||
 * 2. || (24) || Stephen Strasburg (Was - P) ||
 * 3. || (25) || Paul Goldschmidt (Ari - 1B) ||
 * 4. || (48) || Zack Greinke (LAD - P) ||
 * 5. || (49) || Brett Lawrie (Tor - 3B) ||
 * 6. || (72) || Ike Davis (NYM - 1B) ||
 * 7. || (73) || Eric Hosmer (KC - 1B) ||
 * 8. || (96) || Josh Rutledge (Col - 2B,SS) ||
 * 9. || (97) || Chase Utley (Phi - 2B) ||
 * 10. || (120) || Nelson Cruz (Tex - OF) ||
 * 11. || (121) || Brett Gardner (NYY - OF) ||
 * 12. || (144) || Melky Cabrera (Tor - OF) ||
 * 13. || (145) || Hyun-Jin Ryu (LAD - P) ||
 * 14. || (168) || Jonathon Niese (NYM - P) ||
 * 15. || (169) || Steve Cishek (Mia - P) ||
 * 16. || (192) || Anibal Sanchez (Det - P) ||
 * 17. || (193) || Bruce Rondon (Det - P) ||
 * 18. || (216) || Vinnie Pestano (Cle - P) ||
 * 19. || (217) || Jedd Gyorko (SD - 3B) ||
 * 20. || (240) || Jeremy Hellickson (TB - P) ||
 * 21. || (241) || Brett Anderson (Oak - P) ||
 * 22. || (264) || David Robertson (NYY - P) ||
 * 23. || (265) || Sergio Santos (Tor - P) ||
 * 24. || (288) || Jose Arredondo (Cin - P) ||
 * ~ No Run Support ||
 * 1. || (2) || Mike Trout (LAA - OF) ||
 * 2. || (23) || Edwin Encarnacion (Tor - 1B) ||
 * 3. || (26) || Felix Hernandez (Sea - P) ||
 * 4. || (47) || Jacoby Ellsbury (Bos - OF) ||
 * 5. || (50) || Aramis Ramirez (Mil - 3B) ||
 * 6. || (71) || Jimmy Rollins (Phi - SS) ||
 * 7. || (74) || Yu Darvish (Tex - P) ||
 * 8. || (95) || Carlos Santana (Cle - C,1B) ||
 * 9. || (98) || Rickie Weeks (Mil - 2B) ||
 * 10. || (119) || Jason Motte (StL - P) ||
 * 11. || (122) || Joe Nathan (Tex - P) ||
 * 12. || (143) || Michael Cuddyer (Col - 1B,OF) ||
 * 13. || (146) || Justin Morneau (Min - 1B) ||
 * 14. || (167) || J.J. Hardy (Bal - SS) ||
 * 15. || (170) || Lance Berkman (Tex - 1B) ||
 * 16. || (191) || A.J. Burnett (Pit - P) ||
 * 17. || (194) || Jason Kubel (Ari - OF) ||
 * 18. || (215) || Carlos Marmol (ChC - P) ||
 * 19. || (218) || Josh Beckett (LAD - P) ||
 * 20. || (239) || Travis Hafner (NYY - Util) ||
 * 21. || (242) || Shaun Marcum (NYM - P) ||
 * 22. || (263) || Adam Lind (Tor - 1B) ||
 * 23. || (266) || Jaime Garcia (StL - P) ||
 * 24. || (287) || Jhonny Peralta (Det - SS) ||
 * ~ 3-Town HighPockets ||
 * 1. || (3) || Ryan Braun (Mil - OF) ||
 * 2. || (22) || Jose Reyes (Tor - SS) ||
 * 3. || (27) || David Wright (NYM - 3B) ||
 * 4. || (46) || Cliff Lee (Phi - P) ||
 * 5. || (51) || Anthony Rizzo (ChC - 1B) ||
 * 6. || (70) || R.A. Dickey (Tor - P) ||
 * 7. || (75) || Aaron Hill (Ari - 2B) ||
 * 8. || (94) || Jordan Zimmermann (Was - P) ||
 * 9. || (99) || Victor Martinez (Det - C) ||
 * 10. || (118) || Matt Harvey (NYM - P) ||
 * 11. || (123) || Carlos Beltran (StL - OF) ||
 * 12. || (142) || Norichika Aoki (Mil - OF) ||
 * 13. || (147) || Greg Holland (KC - P) ||
 * 14. || (166) || Kendrys Morales (Sea - 1B) ||
 * 15. || (171) || Jason Grilli (Pit - P) ||
 * 16. || (190) || Marco Scutaro (SF - 2B,3B,SS) ||
 * 17. || (195) || Casey Janssen (Tor - P) ||
 * 18. || (214) || Adam Eaton (Ari - OF) ||
 * 19. || (219) || Manny Machado (Bal - 3B) ||
 * 20. || (238) || Marco Estrada (Mil - P) ||
 * 21. || (243) || Nick Markakis (Bal - OF) ||
 * 22. || (262) || Jed Lowrie (Oak - SS) ||
 * 23. || (267) || Brandon Beachy (Atl - P) ||
 * 24. || (286) || Jeff Keppinger (CWS - 1B,2B,3B) ||
 * ~ ephedraheartstoppers ||
 * 1. || (4) || Robinson Cano (NYY - 2B) ||
 * 2. || (21) || Josh Hamilton (LAA - OF) ||
 * 3. || (28) || Yoenis Cespedes (Oak - OF) ||
 * 4. || (45) || Allen Craig (StL - 1B,OF) ||
 * 5. || (52) || Cole Hamels (Phi - P) ||
 * 6. || (69) || Elvis Andrus (Tex - SS) ||
 * 7. || (76) || Austin Jackson (Det - OF) ||
 * 8. || (93) || Yovani Gallardo (Mil - P) ||
 * 9. || (100) || Pedro Alvarez (Pit - 3B) ||
 * 10. || (117) || Yadier Molina (StL - C) ||
 * 11. || (124) || Chris Davis (Bal - 1B,OF) ||
 * 12. || (141) || Adam LaRoche (Was - 1B) ||
 * 13. || (148) || Jarrod Parker (Oak - P) ||
 * 14. || (165) || Neil Walker (Pit - 2B) ||
 * 15. || (172) || Corey Hart (Mil - 1B,OF) ||
 * 16. || (189) || Homer Bailey (Cin - P) ||
 * 17. || (196) || Alejandro De Aza (CWS - OF) ||
 * 18. || (213) || Ernesto Frieri (LAA - P) ||
 * 19. || (220) || Kyuji Fujikawa (ChC - P) ||
 * 20. || (237) || Mark Reynolds (Cle - 1B,3B) ||
 * 21. || (244) || Ryan Ludwick (Cin - OF) ||
 * 22. || (261) || Alexi Ogando (Tex - P) ||
 * 23. || (268) || Chris Tillman (Bal - P) ||
 * 24. || (285) || Kelvin Herrera (KC - P) ||
 * ~ Mai Ty Wigginton ||
 * 1. || (5) || Albert Pujols (LAA - 1B) ||
 * 2. || (20) || Jason Heyward (Atl - OF) ||
 * 3. || (29) || Jay Bruce (Cin - OF) ||
 * 4. || (44) || Jason Kipnis (Cle - 2B) ||
 * 5. || (53) || Adam Wainwright (StL - P) ||
 * 6. || (68) || Max Scherzer (Det - P) ||
 * 7. || (77) || Ryan Howard (Phi - 1B) ||
 * 8. || (92) || Chris Sale (CWS - P) ||
 * 9. || (101) || Chase Headley (SD - 3B) ||
 * 10. || (116) || Jonathan Papelbon (Phi - P) ||
 * 11. || (125) || David Freese (StL - 3B) ||
 * 12. || (140) || Mike Minor (Atl - P) ||
 * 13. || (149) || Jesus Montero (Sea - C) ||
 * 14. || (164) || Everth Cabrera (SD - 2B,SS) ||
 * 15. || (173) || Andrelton Simmons (Atl - SS) ||
 * 16. || (188) || Huston Street (SD - P) ||
 * 17. || (197) || Grant Balfour (Oak - P) ||
 * 18. || (212) || Starling Marte (Pit - OF) ||
 * 19. || (221) || Dayan Viciedo (CWS - OF) ||
 * 20. || (236) || Chris Perez (Cle - P) ||
 * 21. || (245) || Jean Segura (Mil - SS) ||
 * 22. || (260) || Domonic Brown (Phi - OF) ||
 * 23. || (269) || Aaron Hicks (Min - OF) ||
 * 24. || (284) || Alex Cobb (TB - P) ||
 * ~ refugee ||
 * 1. || (6) || Joey Votto (Cin - 1B) ||
 * 2. || (19) || Clayton Kershaw (LAD - P) ||
 * 3. || (30) || Buster Posey (SF - C,1B) ||
 * 4. || (43) || Matt Cain (SF - P) ||
 * 5. || (54) || Ben Zobrist (TB - 2B,SS,OF) ||
 * 6. || (67) || Ian Desmond (Was - SS) ||
 * 7. || (78) || Carlos Gomez (Mil - OF) ||
 * 8. || (91) || Pablo Sandoval (SF - 3B) ||
 * 9. || (102) || Brandon Morrow (Tor - P) ||
 * 10. || (115) || Alex Rios (CWS - OF) ||
 * 11. || (126) || Fernando Rodney (TB - P) ||
 * 12. || (139) || Curtis Granderson (NYY - OF) ||
 * 13. || (150) || Mike Moustakas (KC - 3B) ||
 * 14. || (163) || Carl Crawford (LAD - OF) ||
 * 15. || (174) || Joel Hanrahan (Bos - P) ||
 * 16. || (187) || Emilio Bonifacio (Tor - 2B,OF) ||
 * 17. || (198) || Addison Reed (CWS - P) ||
 * 18. || (211) || Brandon League (LAD - P) ||
 * 19. || (222) || Lance Lynn (StL - P) ||
 * 20. || (235) || Matt Carpenter (StL - 1B,3B,OF) ||
 * 21. || (246) || David Ortiz (Bos - 1B) ||
 * 22. || (259) || Carlos Quentin (SD - OF) ||
 * 23. || (270) || Jackie Bradley (Bos - OF) ||
 * 24. || (283) || Jose Veras (Hou - P) ||
 * ~ The Spearmint Rhinos ||
 * 1. || (7) || Andrew McCutchen (Pit - OF) ||
 * 2. || (18) || Bryce Harper (Was - OF) ||
 * 3. || (31) || Adam Jones (Bal - OF) ||
 * 4. || (42) || CC Sabathia (NYY - P) ||
 * 5. || (55) || Freddie Freeman (Atl - 1B) ||
 * 6. || (66) || Alex Gordon (KC - OF) ||
 * 7. || (79) || Mat Latos (Cin - P) ||
 * 8. || (90) || Jose Altuve (Hou - 2B) ||
 * 9. || (103) || C.J. Wilson (LAA - P) ||
 * 10. || (114) || Josh Willingham (Min - OF) ||
 * 11. || (127) || Kyle Seager (Sea - 2B,3B) ||
 * 12. || (138) || J.J. Putz (Ari - P) ||
 * 13. || (151) || Danny Espinosa (Was - 2B,SS) ||
 * 14. || (162) || Glen Perkins (Min - P) ||
 * 15. || (175) || Rafael Betancourt (Col - P) ||
 * 16. || (186) || Salvador Perez (KC - C) ||
 * 17. || (199) || Tim Hudson (Atl - P) ||
 * 18. || (210) || Bobby Parnell (NYM - P) ||
 * 19. || (223) || Brandon Moss (Oak - 1B,OF) ||
 * 20. || (234) || Chris Nelson (Col - 2B,3B) ||
 * 21. || (247) || Derek Holland (Tex - P) ||
 * 22. || (258) || Justin Smoak (Sea - 1B) ||
 * 23. || (271) || Justin Masterson (Cle - P) ||
 * 24. || (282) || Yonder Alonso (SD - 1B) ||
 * ~ Italian Stallions ||
 * 1. || (8) || Matt Kemp (LAD - OF) ||
 * 2. || (17) || Troy Tulowitzki (Col - SS) ||
 * 3. || (32) || Jered Weaver (LAA - P) ||
 * 4. || (41) || Dustin Pedroia (Bos - 2B) ||
 * 5. || (56) || Gio Gonzalez (Was - P) ||
 * 6. || (65) || Matt Wieters (Bal - C) ||
 * 7. || (80) || Aroldis Chapman (Cin - P) ||
 * 8. || (89) || Rafael Soriano (Was - P) ||
 * 9. || (104) || Paul Konerko (CWS - 1B) ||
 * 10. || (113) || Hunter Pence (SF - OF) ||
 * 11. || (128) || Hiroki Kuroda (NYY - P) ||
 * 12. || (137) || Josh Johnson (Tor - P) ||
 * 13. || (152) || Dan Uggla (Atl - 2B) ||
 * 14. || (161) || John Axford (Mil - P) ||
 * 15. || (176) || Mark Teixeira (NYY - 1B) ||
 * 16. || (185) || Kevin Youkilis (NYY - 1B,3B) ||
 * 17. || (200) || Josh Reddick (Oak - OF) ||
 * 18. || (209) || Brandon Belt (SF - 1B) ||
 * 19. || (224) || Jurickson Profar (Tex - MI) ||
 * 20. || (233) || Coco Crisp (Oak - OF) ||
 * 21. || (248) || Justin Ruggiano (Mia - OF) ||
 * 22. || (257) || Jon Jay (StL - OF) ||
 * 23. || (272) || Andy Pettitte (NYY - P) ||
 * 24. || (281) || Alex Rodriguez (NYY - 3B) ||
 * ~ Call Me Maybin ||
 * 1. || (9) || Justin Verlander (Det - P) ||
 * 2. || (16) || Carlos Gonzalez (Col - OF) ||
 * 3. || (33) || Ian Kinsler (Tex - 2B) ||
 * 4. || (40) || Matt Holliday (StL - OF) ||
 * 5. || (57) || Joe Mauer (Min - C,1B) ||
 * 6. || (64) || Madison Bumgarner (SF - P) ||
 * 7. || (81) || Asdrubal Cabrera (Cle - SS) ||
 * 8. || (88) || Martin Prado (Ari - 2B,3B,SS,OF) ||
 * 9. || (105) || Michael Bourn (Cle - OF) ||
 * 10. || (112) || Mike Napoli (Bos - C,1B) ||
 * 11. || (129) || Dan Haren (Was - P) ||
 * 12. || (136) || Jake Peavy (CWS - P) ||
 * 13. || (153) || Miguel Montero (Ari - C) ||
 * 14. || (160) || Erick Aybar (LAA - SS) ||
 * 15. || (177) || Doug Fister (Det - P) ||
 * 16. || (184) || Dexter Fowler (Col - OF) ||
 * 17. || (201) || Torii Hunter (Det - OF) ||
 * 18. || (208) || Jayson Werth (Was - OF) ||
 * 19. || (225) || Ryan Madson (LAA - P) ||
 * 20. || (232) || Angel Pagan (SF - OF) ||
 * 21. || (249) || Rob Brantly (Mia - C) ||
 * 22. || (256) || Peter Bourjos (LAA - OF) ||
 * 23. || (273) || Nolan Arenado (Col - 3B) ||
 * 24. || (280) || Sean Doolittle (Oak - P) ||
 * ~ Posada Colada ||
 * 1. || (10) || Prince Fielder (Det - 1B) ||
 * 2. || (15) || Evan Longoria (TB - 3B) ||
 * 3. || (34) || Ryan Zimmerman (Was - 3B) ||
 * 4. || (39) || Starlin Castro (ChC - SS) ||
 * 5. || (58) || Shin-Soo Choo (Cin - OF) ||
 * 6. || (63) || Desmond Jennings (TB - OF) ||
 * 7. || (82) || Matt Moore (TB - P) ||
 * 8. || (87) || Jeff Samardzija (ChC - P) ||
 * 9. || (106) || Mariano Rivera (NYY - P) ||
 * 10. || (111) || Todd Frazier (Cin - 1B,3B,OF) ||
 * 11. || (130) || Howie Kendrick (LAA - 2B) ||
 * 12. || (135) || Hanley Ramirez (LAD - 3B,SS) ||
 * 13. || (154) || Adam Dunn (CWS - 1B,OF) ||
 * 14. || (159) || Tom Wilhelmsen (Sea - P) ||
 * 15. || (178) || Ian Kennedy (Ari - P) ||
 * 16. || (183) || Shane Victorino (Bos - OF) ||
 * 17. || (202) || Andre Ethier (LAD - OF) ||
 * 18. || (207) || Kenley Jansen (LAD - P) ||
 * 19. || (226) || Ryan Vogelsong (SF - P) ||
 * 20. || (231) || Wil Myers (TB - OF) ||
 * 21. || (250) || Dylan Bundy (Bal - P) ||
 * 22. || (255) || Jonathan Broxton (Cin - P) ||
 * 23. || (274) || Trevor Bauer (Cle - P) ||
 * 24. || (279) || Jonathan Lucroy (Mil - C) ||
 * ~ Pat Daiquiri ||
 * 1. || (11) || Giancarlo Stanton (Mia - OF) ||
 * 2. || (14) || Jose Bautista (Tor - OF) ||
 * 3. || (35) || Adrian Gonzalez (LAD - 1B,OF) ||
 * 4. || (38) || David Price (TB - P) ||
 * 5. || (59) || Brandon Phillips (Cin - 2B) ||
 * 6. || (62) || Johnny Cueto (Cin - P) ||
 * 7. || (83) || Will Middlebrooks (Bos - 3B) ||
 * 8. || (86) || Roy Halladay (Phi - P) ||
 * 9. || (107) || Ichiro Suzuki (NYY - OF) ||
 * 10. || (110) || Michael Morse (Sea - OF) ||
 * 11. || (131) || Sergio Romo (SF - P) ||
 * 12. || (134) || Jim Johnson (Bal - P) ||
 * 13. || (155) || Wilin Rosario (Col - C) ||
 * 14. || (158) || Alcides Escobar (KC - SS) ||
 * 15. || (179) || Michael Saunders (Sea - OF) ||
 * 16. || (182) || Zack Cozart (Cin - SS) ||
 * 17. || (203) || Drew Storen (Was - P) ||
 * 18. || (206) || Garrett Jones (Pit - 1B,OF) ||
 * 19. || (227) || Andrew Cashner (SD - P) ||
 * 20. || (230) || Drew Stubbs (Cle - OF) ||
 * 21. || (251) || Lorenzo Cain (KC - OF) ||
 * 22. || (254) || Chad Billingsley (LAD - P) ||
 * 23. || (275) || Tyler Skaggs (Ari - P) ||
 * 24. || (278) || Daniel Murphy (NYM - 1B,2B) ||
 * ~ dogzilla ||
 * 1. || (12) || Justin Upton (Atl - OF) ||
 * 2. || (13) || Adrian Beltre (Tex - 3B) ||
 * 3. || (36) || B.J. Upton (Atl - OF) ||
 * 4. || (37) || Billy Butler (KC - 1B) ||
 * 5. || (60) || James Shields (KC - P) ||
 * 6. || (61) || Craig Kimbrel (Atl - P) ||
 * 7. || (84) || Mark Trumbo (LAA - 1B,3B,OF) ||
 * 8. || (85) || Kris Medlen (Atl - P) ||
 * 9. || (108) || Nick Swisher (Cle - 1B,OF) ||
 * 10. || (109) || Jon Lester (Bos - P) ||
 * 11. || (132) || Derek Jeter (NYY - SS) ||
 * 12. || (133) || Alfonso Soriano (ChC - OF) ||
 * 13. || (156) || Cameron Maybin (SD - OF) ||
 * 14. || (157) || Tim Lincecum (SF - P) ||
 * 15. || (180) || Michael Young (Phi - 1B,2B,3B) ||
 * 16. || (181) || Dustin Ackley (Sea - 1B,2B) ||
 * 17. || (204) || Ben Revere (Phi - OF) ||
 * 18. || (205) || Alexei Ramirez (CWS - SS) ||
 * 19. || (228) || Juan Pierre (Mia - OF) ||
 * 20. || (229) || Mitchell Boggs (StL - P) ||
 * 21. || (252) || Wade Miley (Ari - P) ||
 * 22. || (253) || Julio Teheran (Atl - P) ||
 * 23. || (276) || Clay Buchholz (Bos - P) ||
 * 24. || (277) || Tyler Clippard (Was - P) ||

AND HIGH-LIFE TALLBOYS AND STRETCH LIMO'S...